Did you know that the Tyrannosaurus Rex, in those years that it roamed the Earth alongside humans and turtles and bunny rabbits and whatnot, only ate sinners? Among evangelicals, it’s apparently common knowledge that the T-Rex was like Loki’s sword, just another tool in God’s arsenal to help him smite the wicked, much like swarms of locusts or Matt Damon’s glock.

I had no interest in becoming an honorary Newfoundlander, but I did try the Screech. I can see why Newfoundlanders like it, the burn of the cheap rum washes away the lingering aftertaste of cod tongue.

As someone who enjoys things like, well, civilization, the thought of spending three weeks in rural Oklahoma wasn’t the most thrilling proposition. Then again, I go where the work is, so off to the Will …

Just when I was at my lowest, hating life and Keystone state, an amazing string of events unfolded before me at a Sheetz gas station in Bloomsburg, Pa. that changed my opinion of this town …

If you ever have the chance to see it, if even briefly, take the opportunity. I’m not a big fan of nature, in general, but the drive down Howland Hills Rd. through the northern part of the park was like nothing I’d ever seen before.